Vagabonds, Martyrs, and Quilts

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
clockworkcanary
catgirl-kaiju

workplaces should have to legally provide unlimited paid sick leave available immediately upon hire. the limits that companies that even provide paid sick leave put on it is so fucked up. no one can control when they get sick, how often they get sick, or how long they are sick for, and they shouldn't have to suffer for the transgression of being ill.

"oh, but some people might take advantage of that and just stay home all the time and get paid for it!" if there is really a statistically relevant amount of people you have hired staying home on paid sick leave for months or years on end, perhaps your workplace sucks to be at, and you need to change.

give them reasons to come in to work. make it safer and easier to do their jobs. give them work that they can get invested in and talk to them about what that looks like. make sure you aren't overloading them with too much work or making unreasonable demands. pay them an amount that makes the work worth doing to them. actually form a working relationship with your employees instead of treating them like infinitely exploitable wage slaves.

only allowing your workers to accrew "2 hours a week of sick time starting after 6 weeks of employment" or some shit just doesn't match the reality of how sickness or human health works

garfsaysacab

on the argument of "people might take advantage of sick leave":

the company already steals from you way more than you can even imagine taking from them, let alone what you would "steal" from them by faking sickness for a few days

that is the very nature of capitalism

headspace-hotel

I don't want to be served food by someone who has a stomach bug actually. This isn't hard.

salamandertoast
partasah

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vaporize-employers

[ID: Reddit post on r/thomastheplankengine.

"The other night I dreamt that it became a meme to photoshop random cartoon characters into the The Little Prince cover so they could give him terrible life advice. I remember this specific one vividly"

Image: Grunkle from Gravity Falls talking to The Little Prince. "listen kid your twenties are for ruining your life so go and counterfeit some money"

/end ID

undeadlosersanonymous
the-cunt-of-montecristo

An important message to heterosexuals, listen carefully: you do not, and I repeat do NOT, have to marry someone you actively dislike, don't enjoy spending time with and/or whose hobbies you despise. You do not have to do that!! stop doing that!!!

glitttercore

"hahaha I hate my wife and made an entire room of the house dedicated to evading her company"

"hahaha I hate my husband and I drink industrial quantities of wine to cope with having had kids with him"

MAYBE STOP?